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[there's relief for a moment but then confusion. Maybe now he feels bad and he's covering...]

it's erica.

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....what?

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what are you doing with jackson's bracelet? did you...

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oh my god

please tell me you didnt switch bracelets

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why would i switch bracelets with jackson? its not like a club or those lockets. i have mine. half the names in mine are blank though like the names are being imorted

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it says yours ending that from jacksons bracelet

theres no way you accidentally switched???

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[she double checks. nope it's hers.]

definitely mine. i only take it off in the shower.

[she isn't gonna risk accidentally opening THAT sort of thing from being shared.]

and i definitely dont shower with jackson.

[You accidentally called her a jerk. you deserve the mental pictures.]

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ERICA

i hope not

jeeze

okay did you get the message i sent you???

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all i got was the one about not tlaking about it?

what did YOU do with jackson?

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I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

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oh my god who got your message though

that was

it was really personal

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idk it wasnt me.

nothingwith jackson? you capslocked at me when i said i dont shower with him.

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i don't shower with him either!!! except for lacro-

oh my god erica dont picture that. thats not what i meant at all

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I can picture whatever i want!!!!!!!! you accidentally called me a jerk.

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DON'T PICTURE ME BEING NAKED WITH JACKSON it was an accident erica please

i wish i could give my subconscious a shower i feel all gross now

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[come on, she's the best sister ever.]

who should i picture you naked with then?

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wait! someone out there has my personal message from you??

whatwas in it?

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i cant just tell you all that stuff when youre picturing me naked with people!??!!? its improtant

just not jackson ok??? or stiles. or... lydia

wait lydia is ok actually

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im not gonna picture lydia naked!!!

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but youre totally ok picturing me naked?????

who do you picture me naked with?????

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you are very tall.

[that's all she's going to say about that!!!!!!!!!!!]

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what kind of an answer is that

thats not an answer at all

do you think about me with short people????

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you are tall isaac. everyone is short compared to you.

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you really cant just say stuff like that

im curious

i wont judge you or anything unless its jackson

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omg i am not telling you anything i am not even saying i think about you naked!!!