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...oh. that... that doesnt happen. we dont have to be naked when we shift.

i havent seen you naked. you dont think about me naked

is that it?

are yuo still going to tell me everything because obviously my perception of things is not accurate

also you are still tall. for the record.

you cant keep saying that and not say who im tall... with... !!!

and yes. ill tell you everything

....if you tell me everything.

well not 'everything'. i dont want to know everytging

just who???

How does your height have to instantly mean that you are tall AND naked??? being tall is a characteristic not a requirement for nudity!

you said tall when we were talking about you thinking about....

....okay no this is too ridiculous

just nevermind

keep thinking naked thoughts or dont i dont care

[He totally cares.]

youre right. you naked is ridiculous.

yep. super ridiculous.

...are you implying what i think youre implying?

[Someone is about to be REALLY OFFENDED]

[She is laughing a lot. Which, given the last few days is a good thing.]

I am just saying you are OVERTHINKING me thinking about you naked.

well you asked me if i thought about you naked too!

so only you get to be curious about those things? I didn't ask you who YOU thought about me naked with! you do realize how not popular I was before I got here, right? no one thinks about me naked. this is a new thought for me.

erica im p. sure people have thought about you naked. before you got the bite even. after you transformed i know everyone thought about you naked

besides youre not honestly calling me popular are you? b/c im sure people were super interested in getting in the pants of the beat up kid sitting in the back of the class

[she almost wants to counter with the fact that there's a video online of her having a seizure... but there's something about him saying the beat up kid that makes her stop.]

well at least you have me thinking of you naked :D

so you do, then

[This couldn't be any more smug if it tried.]

I'm never telling you anything ever again.

cmon i dont think wed be friends if we hadnt at least thought about it

so you ve thought about me.

havent i said as much??

indirectly. besides is it leopard heels wearing me? or me like from you knowing me here?

oh my god erica are we really talking about this

no

im not talking about this

[She laughs.]

ok. This isn't telling me everything though. But it's fine. :)

...you really want to know about things i fantasize about???

not really? Stiles said I'm some leather skirt wearing Catwoman. You said after the bite etc etc I'm just trying to figure out where the middle me fits. If you are or did then maybe someone else here could too.

[Look, if there's a chance that current her is ok to think about like that - maybe Sam thinks about her like that. And she wouldn't mind that at all.]

...someone else?

[That's all he's getting from that.]

who do you want to think about you?

no one. It's nothing. I was just trying to make you laugh.

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