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you really cant just say stuff like that

im curious

i wont judge you or anything unless its jackson

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omg i am not telling you anything i am not even saying i think about you naked!!!

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wait why do you want me thinking about you naked?

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[freezerburned]

i dont!!!!

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[freezerburned]

i mean... you can if you want i guess....

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[freezerburned]

but im not like

asking you to

that would be weird

why are we talking about this?

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idk

so hey while i'm NOT thinking about you naked. tell me what was in that message that i didnt get

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[freezerburned]

nothing dont worry about it

just... keep... not thinking of me naked i guess

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you GUESS?

you want me to think about you naked. that's all I am getting from this message. naked thoughts all over the place.

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do you think aoubt ME naked?

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[freezerburned]

...erica

im a teenage guy

do you want an honest answer?

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[she honestly has no idea how to reply to this. NO ONE thinks of her naked. She's positive of that!!!!]

really? is it the werewolf thing because that doesnt count.

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[freezerburned]

....are you under the impression that our werewolf forms are attractive

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[Wait. How ... did the naked become the attractive?]

what? no. becaues of the naked thing.

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[freezerburned]

[Since he doesn't want to think about ugly naked things?]

the naked thing???

do you think we have pack orgies or something???

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[Look it's very hard to think straight when you are picturing people naked!!]

NO! No no no. I read about it in the books in the library and they don't wear clothing! SO THERE ARE NAKED TIMES. But that is like the doctor or something. not naked where you think about things

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omg i cant believe i just texted that

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really i dont think about you naked. okay? just forget that. okay?

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[freezerburned]

...oh. that... that doesnt happen. we dont have to be naked when we shift.

i havent seen you naked. you dont think about me naked

is that it?

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are yuo still going to tell me everything because obviously my perception of things is not accurate

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also you are still tall. for the record.

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[freezerburned]

you cant keep saying that and not say who im tall... with... !!!

and yes. ill tell you everything

....if you tell me everything.

well not 'everything'. i dont want to know everytging

just who???

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How does your height have to instantly mean that you are tall AND naked??? being tall is a characteristic not a requirement for nudity!

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[freezerburned]

you said tall when we were talking about you thinking about....

....okay no this is too ridiculous

just nevermind

keep thinking naked thoughts or dont i dont care

[He totally cares.]

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youre right. you naked is ridiculous.

yep. super ridiculous.