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I can picture whatever i want!!!!!!!! you accidentally called me a jerk.

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DON'T PICTURE ME BEING NAKED WITH JACKSON it was an accident erica please

i wish i could give my subconscious a shower i feel all gross now

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[come on, she's the best sister ever.]

who should i picture you naked with then?

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wait! someone out there has my personal message from you??

whatwas in it?

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i cant just tell you all that stuff when youre picturing me naked with people!??!!? its improtant

just not jackson ok??? or stiles. or... lydia

wait lydia is ok actually

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im not gonna picture lydia naked!!!

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but youre totally ok picturing me naked?????

who do you picture me naked with?????

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you are very tall.

[that's all she's going to say about that!!!!!!!!!!!]

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what kind of an answer is that

thats not an answer at all

do you think about me with short people????

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you are tall isaac. everyone is short compared to you.

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you really cant just say stuff like that

im curious

i wont judge you or anything unless its jackson

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omg i am not telling you anything i am not even saying i think about you naked!!!

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wait why do you want me thinking about you naked?

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i dont!!!!

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i mean... you can if you want i guess....

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but im not like

asking you to

that would be weird

why are we talking about this?

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idk

so hey while i'm NOT thinking about you naked. tell me what was in that message that i didnt get

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nothing dont worry about it

just... keep... not thinking of me naked i guess

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you GUESS?

you want me to think about you naked. that's all I am getting from this message. naked thoughts all over the place.

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do you think aoubt ME naked?

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...erica

im a teenage guy

do you want an honest answer?

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[she honestly has no idea how to reply to this. NO ONE thinks of her naked. She's positive of that!!!!]

really? is it the werewolf thing because that doesnt count.

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....are you under the impression that our werewolf forms are attractive

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[Wait. How ... did the naked become the attractive?]

what? no. becaues of the naked thing.

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[Since he doesn't want to think about ugly naked things?]

the naked thing???

do you think we have pack orgies or something???