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DON'T PICTURE ME BEING NAKED WITH JACKSON it was an accident erica please

i wish i could give my subconscious a shower i feel all gross now

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[come on, she's the best sister ever.]

who should i picture you naked with then?

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wait! someone out there has my personal message from you??

whatwas in it?

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i cant just tell you all that stuff when youre picturing me naked with people!??!!? its improtant

just not jackson ok??? or stiles. or... lydia

wait lydia is ok actually

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im not gonna picture lydia naked!!!

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but youre totally ok picturing me naked?????

who do you picture me naked with?????

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you are very tall.

[that's all she's going to say about that!!!!!!!!!!!]

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what kind of an answer is that

thats not an answer at all

do you think about me with short people????

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you are tall isaac. everyone is short compared to you.

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you really cant just say stuff like that

im curious

i wont judge you or anything unless its jackson

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omg i am not telling you anything i am not even saying i think about you naked!!!

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wait why do you want me thinking about you naked?

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i dont!!!!

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i mean... you can if you want i guess....

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but im not like

asking you to

that would be weird

why are we talking about this?

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idk

so hey while i'm NOT thinking about you naked. tell me what was in that message that i didnt get

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nothing dont worry about it

just... keep... not thinking of me naked i guess

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you GUESS?

you want me to think about you naked. that's all I am getting from this message. naked thoughts all over the place.

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do you think aoubt ME naked?

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...erica

im a teenage guy

do you want an honest answer?

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[she honestly has no idea how to reply to this. NO ONE thinks of her naked. She's positive of that!!!!]

really? is it the werewolf thing because that doesnt count.

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....are you under the impression that our werewolf forms are attractive

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[Wait. How ... did the naked become the attractive?]

what? no. becaues of the naked thing.

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[Since he doesn't want to think about ugly naked things?]

the naked thing???

do you think we have pack orgies or something???

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[Look it's very hard to think straight when you are picturing people naked!!]

NO! No no no. I read about it in the books in the library and they don't wear clothing! SO THERE ARE NAKED TIMES. But that is like the doctor or something. not naked where you think about things