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you bailed? did you want to stay?

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i dont know!

jesus erica when you randomly try to kiss both members of a together-forever couple theres not really a lot of other options

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you tried or it randomly happened? those are different things and by the way i told sam i loved him, but your news is way more interesting. and together forever but kissing other people sounds like an oxymoron.

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i dont know sort of both and

WAIT YOU WHAT

what

how

what happened

holy crap your news is way more important

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My news is not more interesting!!! you texted all mayday with almost actual neon lights.

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well kissing happened

but we can talk about that later. whats going on with sam?

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[Gosh, Isaac. Can't she just hear about how you're doing things with two people? It's not quite as good as him kissing himself... but at least these people won't just randomly leave or off-set some weird time balance!]

nothing is going on with sam. we're dating. there was dancing and perhaps some singing to me and then I told him and then it was out there and it's fine.

but no -- you can't just text me a lot of text messages and then tell me it is just something that happened. was it good kissing? all at the same time or was it turn based?

do you think these bracelets have character limits?

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well just. be careful. ill kick his ass if hes a jerk to you.

why are you asking do you want a step by step? geeze can i have a freakout without giving you the gory details???

literally 2 minutes later

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......okay well we all went for it together at first for some reason, like we were in a circle and we tried to all do it at the same time and we hit foreheads and it was really awkward

and then they both kissed my cheeks. like one per cheek. i dont even know it was- and i was- like i just... uh.

so thats what happened

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[she's about to reply no, but she realizes maybe she shouldn't have this entire texting conversation while she is still at Sam's place. So she will just have to find her dress and hope it is dry from the rain... oh but then Isaac is giving her the gory details so she's distracted again.]


yes you can have a freak out but you tried to avoid so I was pushing for you to not avoid. i mean I do have eyes. i see how you look at him and you said that you'd tell me everything. yes that was a month ago but I am going to justuse that excse a few more times.

as a warning. to prepare for when I ask questions.

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they kissed your cheeks?

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on your face, right????

oh my god erica 1/?

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ERICA

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DON'T BE A JERK

3/3 actually

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and what do you mean how i look at him

i just look at him. and her. and people. how else am i supposed to look at things??? youre being totally ridiculous

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[She's LAUGHING so hard. So sorry, Isaac!!! No, not really sorry, but she's not judging! Just trying to get him to not stress about it.]

do you want a list of instances and examples? the first time I noticed was when you all lurked over my healing

the feather removal thing

you look at him like you are considering pulling him close or figuring out if he is wearing boxers or briefs.

tho in your defense he does have a nice ass

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youre completely wrong he just looked like an idiot okay

anyway

you and sam? do i need to move out?

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stop shifting the conversation back to me and no you don't need to move out. we need to just move out of Hel rmemeber? thats the plan. you and me and derek makes 3? 2.5 at least. ;P

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erica im not gonna be the third wheel

that would just get really awkward

if you guys are serious then i can figure out something else

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I am not moving in with sam. did you see his name there? nope. you and maybe derek if he ever gets his surly frowning in check are moving in with me.

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so youre the one in charge now?

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I am when it comes to you trying to bail on me.

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i would never bail on you

as long as you and sam don't start making kissy faces at me i guess

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at you? I'm sorry who is the one here that was trying to make out with two people at once?

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hey youre not allowed to make fun of me for that remember?