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......okay well we all went for it together at first for some reason, like we were in a circle and we tried to all do it at the same time and we hit foreheads and it was really awkward

and then they both kissed my cheeks. like one per cheek. i dont even know it was- and i was- like i just... uh.

so thats what happened

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[she's about to reply no, but she realizes maybe she shouldn't have this entire texting conversation while she is still at Sam's place. So she will just have to find her dress and hope it is dry from the rain... oh but then Isaac is giving her the gory details so she's distracted again.]


yes you can have a freak out but you tried to avoid so I was pushing for you to not avoid. i mean I do have eyes. i see how you look at him and you said that you'd tell me everything. yes that was a month ago but I am going to justuse that excse a few more times.

as a warning. to prepare for when I ask questions.

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they kissed your cheeks?

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on your face, right????

oh my god erica 1/?

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ERICA

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DON'T BE A JERK

3/3 actually

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and what do you mean how i look at him

i just look at him. and her. and people. how else am i supposed to look at things??? youre being totally ridiculous

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[She's LAUGHING so hard. So sorry, Isaac!!! No, not really sorry, but she's not judging! Just trying to get him to not stress about it.]

do you want a list of instances and examples? the first time I noticed was when you all lurked over my healing

the feather removal thing

you look at him like you are considering pulling him close or figuring out if he is wearing boxers or briefs.

tho in your defense he does have a nice ass

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youre completely wrong he just looked like an idiot okay

anyway

you and sam? do i need to move out?

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stop shifting the conversation back to me and no you don't need to move out. we need to just move out of Hel rmemeber? thats the plan. you and me and derek makes 3? 2.5 at least. ;P

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erica im not gonna be the third wheel

that would just get really awkward

if you guys are serious then i can figure out something else

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I am not moving in with sam. did you see his name there? nope. you and maybe derek if he ever gets his surly frowning in check are moving in with me.

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so youre the one in charge now?

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I am when it comes to you trying to bail on me.

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i would never bail on you

as long as you and sam don't start making kissy faces at me i guess

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at you? I'm sorry who is the one here that was trying to make out with two people at once?

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hey youre not allowed to make fun of me for that remember?

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you said no judging. this isn't judging.

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erica!

i have feelings you know

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I know you do!

hey meet me for breakfast??

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okay?

if you want

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I will apologize for my insensitivity with breakfast foods.

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really hope that means youre paying

i am out of the job

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im buying

just meet me at that one place in 15

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make that 20 i need to find pants