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exactly. I will protect you from smitings.

don't quit unless he gives you a reason to quit. isaac says you can also ask jo about performing at her bar, but I wasn't sure if she was even looking for someone.

[whitechocolate]

thanks, you're the best :)

hopefully he won't give me a reason. more gigs would be cool.

I've got more news. Santana's gone.

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I don't know Jo like Isaac does, but she's always been really nice.

Is that a bad thing or a good thing or a neither thing?

[whitechocolate]

she's got to be nice to let your friends host a funeral party at her bar.

I think it's mostly a good thing cos I couldn't stand her being rude to you but I'll miss our sing-offs.

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that's true. I'm sorry you lost a singing partner.

are you going to look for a new roommate?

[whitechocolate]

maybe? I don't know. I'm not in a hurry to move out. it was Santana's idea in the first place.

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as long as I know where to find you, I'm good with you living wherever you want.

[whitechocolate]

of course. I'm not gonna move and not tell you where I live :P

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I would have to put up flyers everywhere

[whitechocolate]

missing boyfriend flyers? you'd need a picture of me for that.

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oh? you don't want me to use any of the images that I have of you?

[whitechocolate]

the ones of my abs don't really show my face...

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they will get a lot of attention though

[whitechocolate]

what if they only want your attention?

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I didnt realize your abs were a "they" now

[whitechocolate]

I think I just made my abs sound like your pets

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dont worry I'll take good care of them.

[whitechocolate]

they liked to be petted and kissed

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do you think I don't know how to take are of them? ;)

[whitechocolate]

not at all, just stating facts.

like how I'm the luckiest guy to have you, that's a fact.

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i'm pretty luck to have you too. not even your abs. just you.

[whitechocolate]

you look at me as more than just abs. it's why I love you.

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you would never be just a set of abs to me, sam. they were like your secret weapon though.

[whitechocolate]

I still remember your face when you first saw them. it was pretty funny.

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I just remember being cold and damp and then really interested in touching you and then there were abs. the rest is a happy blur.

[She's teasing.]