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Please don't TT. Here, have some copy pasta.

the ones of my abs don't really show my face...

they will get a lot of attention though

what if they only want your attention?

I didnt realize your abs were a "they" now

I think I just made my abs sound like your pets

dont worry I'll take good care of them.

they liked to be petted and kissed

do you think I don't know how to take are of them? ;)

not at all, just stating facts.

like how I'm the luckiest guy to have you, that's a fact.

i'm pretty luck to have you too. not even your abs. just you.

you look at me as more than just abs. it's why I love you.

you would never be just a set of abs to me, sam. they were like your secret weapon though.

I still remember your face when you first saw them. it was pretty funny.

I just remember being cold and damp and then really interested in touching you and then there were abs. the rest is a happy blur.

[She's teasing.]

a happy orgasmic blur.

definitely something I look back on with a lot of fondness.

glad to hear that.

I'll let you get back to sorting books. wanna celebrate later? now I'm a working dude :)

i thought that said you were working a dude! LOL

yes! I can come by there when I'm done here.

wow that'd be the worst typo ever.

see you later, bunny. [ That's his new nickname for her. ]