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[whitechocolate]

beautiful is the opposite of ugly so I'm definitely not insulted by that even if girls usually get called that. more girls should call guys beautiful... and you're the most beautiful person I know

you're probably right, there's way too much movement happening when I'm naked with you for it to be called modelling

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I'm just saying i wouldn't mind you just standing there for a bit so I can enjoy the view. we can do an exchange.

so who is doing this art thing?

[whitechocolate]

this just sounds like a challenge of how long we can stand still naked in front of each other without doing anything

this girl rachel is running it. seems friendly with that dude you know from home. the really sarcastic one.

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you have a point. we would also not be very good at that.

stiles? friendly? how friendly?

[She's going to go right to his inbox to ask him about Rachel.]

[whitechocolate]

I don't know babe, he just appeared at the end of a video she made on the network

is that guy always hard to talk to? he got super defensive after he got all sarcastic on me and I told him I heard sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

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yes he is definitely that hard to talk to. I don't understand half the conversations I end up with him. I try really hard to talk to him in person, because for some reason we end up arguing in text. but then by the time I get him to show up there's no reason to talk.

I'll ask him. which means we'll argue at some point I'm sure.

[whitechocolate]

well he said we both take things he says the wrong way so we're perfect each other

I won't argue with that last part

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he just talks a lot and I pick the parts I want to reply to.

don't ever let him know he was right about something. :)

[whitechocolate]

I didn't and I won't ever :)

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good. :)

are you busy? which is my not even sly way of trying to see if you want company when I get off work.

[whitechocolate]

I was actually gonna come and see you at the library

but now I've spoiled the surprise so you have to forget what I just said

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how odd that last message from you appears to be blank! what are the odds?

oh well. I will just stay at work all by myself.

alone.

listless.

bored.

[whitechocolate]

......sorry i have really important laundry i need to attend to right now love you bye!

[ spoiler: he's headed to the library ]

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:(((((((((((((((((((

[whitechocolate]

noooo you can't send me that, it makes me :(((((((((((((((((((

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there are other things I could send, but I am at work.

[whitechocolate]

(\,,(\
(='~:~')
(,(")(") <3

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I love you.

[whitechocolate]

what would you send me if you weren't at work

I thought you were alone anyway

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where's my "i love you too"??

and I am alone. maybe I will send something.

[whitechocolate]

i thought the bunny expressed my love

i love you too

especially when you're alone and maybe thinking about sending me something

[better]

it would be scandalous!!

[Though... considering some of the activities (nothing sexual!!!) that she does with Isaac when they get bored (mostly vandalism...) she's okay with scandalous.]

[whitechocolate]

only if you get caught

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well it has been established that i am alone so I am not going to get caught. even though i am on the floor behind the counter of the help desk to do this.

[whitechocolate]

wow

you must be doing something pretty scandalous right now to be on the floor hiding behind the counter