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[whitechocolate]

I don't know babe, he just appeared at the end of a video she made on the network

is that guy always hard to talk to? he got super defensive after he got all sarcastic on me and I told him I heard sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

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yes he is definitely that hard to talk to. I don't understand half the conversations I end up with him. I try really hard to talk to him in person, because for some reason we end up arguing in text. but then by the time I get him to show up there's no reason to talk.

I'll ask him. which means we'll argue at some point I'm sure.

[whitechocolate]

well he said we both take things he says the wrong way so we're perfect each other

I won't argue with that last part

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he just talks a lot and I pick the parts I want to reply to.

don't ever let him know he was right about something. :)

[whitechocolate]

I didn't and I won't ever :)

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good. :)

are you busy? which is my not even sly way of trying to see if you want company when I get off work.

[whitechocolate]

I was actually gonna come and see you at the library

but now I've spoiled the surprise so you have to forget what I just said

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how odd that last message from you appears to be blank! what are the odds?

oh well. I will just stay at work all by myself.

alone.

listless.

bored.

[whitechocolate]

......sorry i have really important laundry i need to attend to right now love you bye!

[ spoiler: he's headed to the library ]

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:(((((((((((((((((((

[whitechocolate]

noooo you can't send me that, it makes me :(((((((((((((((((((

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there are other things I could send, but I am at work.

[whitechocolate]

(\,,(\
(='~:~')
(,(")(") <3

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I love you.

[whitechocolate]

what would you send me if you weren't at work

I thought you were alone anyway

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where's my "i love you too"??

and I am alone. maybe I will send something.

[whitechocolate]

i thought the bunny expressed my love

i love you too

especially when you're alone and maybe thinking about sending me something

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it would be scandalous!!

[Though... considering some of the activities (nothing sexual!!!) that she does with Isaac when they get bored (mostly vandalism...) she's okay with scandalous.]

[whitechocolate]

only if you get caught

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well it has been established that i am alone so I am not going to get caught. even though i am on the floor behind the counter of the help desk to do this.

[whitechocolate]

wow

you must be doing something pretty scandalous right now to be on the floor hiding behind the counter

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the most scandalous.

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[whitechocolate]

maaaaan, you really are bored....

and so sexy. that image probably shouldn't turn me on so much when i can't even see anything but it totally does

you have the cutest bellybutton by the way. i don't know why it's cute, it just is

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too bad you have to do laundry

[whitechocolate]

you know I was joking about that and was gonna come straight to the library to see you

except I haven't even left my room yet because you're so distracting

are you typing this with one hand?