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stiles. :/

[teenyoda]

What'd she say and who's she?

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i shoudlnt have said anything. its nothing. i know that. its just been a while since someone has said something mean - i thought being here would be different is all.

[teenyoda]

Erica, I swear to god. I will come over there and sit on you until you tell me.

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im pretty sure i weigh more than you do.

[teenyoda]

Pretty sure I don't care. I will sit on you and bounce.

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sounding vaguely sexual now.

[teenyoda]

...

I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

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I know!

you should visit the house.

[teenyoda]

If I do, I'm sitting on you until you tell me what's up. Stop trying to change the subject, blondie.

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why are you threatening to sit on me again? is this a sitting on my lap thing or a pinning me to the ground thing? because I'm not sure either one is actually okay.

[teenyoda]

Pinning you to the ground.

[He'd done it with Scott and he'd do it with her.]

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yeah that is really not gonna happen. how is that any better a choice than what im already dealing with?

[teenyoda]

Because I'll be squashing you with my ass out of love.

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nope.

[She's pretty sure this WHOLE conversation is getting filed into her: 'Things you never tell Sam' file.]

[teenyoda]

Yes. You will be bruised by my bony ass of ilu. Now, tell me who this megacow is and why she said this and I'll tell you what a (very bad word) she is.

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shes not a megacow she's pretty. she's just also really blunt. that's a good word for it.

[teenyoda]

Megacow is directed at her personality. Do I need to point out all the pretty people we know that are bitches? So why'd she say it?

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you know you still havent answered me if you think its true.

[teenyoda]

I shouldn't have to answer that because it's bullshit.

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thats all i needed to know.

[teenyoda]

Tell her it's bullshit and that she should be lucky I don't know who she is, else I'd give her a new haircut.

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I really dont plan on talking to her again. she called me trying to find out who sam was dating. she didnt seem to think i was good enough. that's all.

[teenyoda]

Yeah, tell her to mind her own business. Or to take a leap off a cliff.

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im not going to be tell her any of those things.

[Besides a small part of her probably thinks that Sam can do better than her.]