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I know!

you should visit the house.

[teenyoda]

If I do, I'm sitting on you until you tell me what's up. Stop trying to change the subject, blondie.

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why are you threatening to sit on me again? is this a sitting on my lap thing or a pinning me to the ground thing? because I'm not sure either one is actually okay.

[teenyoda]

Pinning you to the ground.

[He'd done it with Scott and he'd do it with her.]

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yeah that is really not gonna happen. how is that any better a choice than what im already dealing with?

[teenyoda]

Because I'll be squashing you with my ass out of love.

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nope.

[She's pretty sure this WHOLE conversation is getting filed into her: 'Things you never tell Sam' file.]

[teenyoda]

Yes. You will be bruised by my bony ass of ilu. Now, tell me who this megacow is and why she said this and I'll tell you what a (very bad word) she is.

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shes not a megacow she's pretty. she's just also really blunt. that's a good word for it.

[teenyoda]

Megacow is directed at her personality. Do I need to point out all the pretty people we know that are bitches? So why'd she say it?

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you know you still havent answered me if you think its true.

[teenyoda]

I shouldn't have to answer that because it's bullshit.

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thats all i needed to know.

[teenyoda]

Tell her it's bullshit and that she should be lucky I don't know who she is, else I'd give her a new haircut.

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I really dont plan on talking to her again. she called me trying to find out who sam was dating. she didnt seem to think i was good enough. that's all.

[teenyoda]

Yeah, tell her to mind her own business. Or to take a leap off a cliff.

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im not going to be tell her any of those things.

[Besides a small part of her probably thinks that Sam can do better than her.]

[teenyoda]

Then tell me who it is so I can tell her. Or should I ask Sam?

[Yeah, that was a cheap shot, but...]

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do you thnk that is going to make it any better, stiles? having someone else go to her and get in her face? its going to look like i complained to you. itll be even worse if you ask sam because he'll wonder why i didnt tell him.

just - i'm fine. i'm not going to think about it anymore.

i promise.

[teenyoda]

Saying something like that deserves a smack in the face, Erica. And this just in, you're allowed to complain. If someone is being a bitch, you're allowed to get mad about it.

=|

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i wasnt complining though i was just wondering if you thought other people might think the same thing. completely different than complaining.

can we just drop it?

[teenyoda]

You're missing the point, Erica. On purpose, I think.

Fine. Dropped. Lost it.

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1 of.
I get the point. I also have dealt with bullies and people being mean my whole life. It's not the ignore it and it'll go away mentality here. its the dont make it worse mentality.

2 of.
thank you.

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thank you for also being willing to do that.

[teenyoda]

You are officially weird. Just so you know.

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why am i weird?

why did it need official on there too?