[Her brow furrows for a moment, mostly thinking, then she drums her fingers across the table.]

What are you labeling as second base? Because if there's first, second, third, and home - and home being... well... [She makes a KNOWING look.] where are you putting second?

[She pauses.] Should we ask for a pen and I can draw a stick figure and you can point? [Yep. Smart-ass is being a smart-ass.]