I'm Sam's ex and Sam's got his weird stripper charm all over my girl back home, so I needed to see what distracted him from her. Even if there's apparently some time thing where he doesn't remember that. Whatever.

[Never mind that she has zero investment in Sam due to, well, him being a well-timed beard and ploy to screw with Quinn. But she doesn't mention that.]

But I guess it's not surprising that he had to lower himself to date anyone here.